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 English Jokes > English Jokes > Business, money 
Joke of the day - Business, money (2006-03-17)
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1. I'm really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.

2. I regret that I have no references. Unfortunately, every company I have worked for has since closed down.

3. I'll ki...
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