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Joke of the day - Music Jokes (2006-03-17)
Accordion jokes
An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.

Q: What is the definition of an optimist?
A: An accordion player with a pager.

Q: What is the difference between an Uzi and an accordion?<...
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