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Joke of the day - Police jokes (2006-03-17)
How fast was I going?
"When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least."

"You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that makes me look that old."

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How to charge them
Pictures from police
You're back again?
Try to catch the rabbit
Police chief hates you
The animal's warning
Stuck under a bridge
Crying about life
He's drunk at the bar
New person in prison
F.B.I. phone logs
Visiting kindergarten
An FBI investigation
Where are you from?
Touring Washington
He's a drunk driver
Stupid drunk blonde
Where is your wife?
Rob a supermarket
Looking into their eyes
Please show the I.D.
Dealing with a juggler
The highly-skilled fly
Swerve to avoid a box
How fast was I going?
Working in the garden
Explain it yourself
Police officer's foods
Government is there
Watching for suicide
All strange names
Lawyers are greedy
A prisoner with skills
Don't arrest the judge
Judge has some fun
Some stupid truckers
Strange name for cats
Request before death
Stop drunk drivers
The woman is on fire
Tell what happened
Rookie is on the job
Inspecting the truck
Obey the speed limit
Better prison foods
Knitting and driving
Headline in the paper
Identify the problem
Go save my friend
Police are in a chase
New Miranda rights
Reading scripture
A test for being drunk
Outrageous lying
Should have glasses
Stealing from a store
Go give us a donation
Undercover detective
Wife helps out the cop
Choose a punishment
Don't say this to a cop
Time for the wedding
Some police quotes
Stopping the hillbilly
I'm going to lecture
Catch a drunk driver
Blonde avoiding trees
Do you have a bias?
A story behind a gun
Why the big fight?
K9 is for assistance
Dealing with criminals
Try to spell that name
Problem with a dog
Chatting on the plane
Stupid blonde driver
Debate the stop sign
Purchasing the brain
Dealing with trouble
Very stupid robbers
You're in big trouble
He is extremely drunk
Caught for speeding
Warning all shoplifters
Testing a new recruit
Getting in an accident
Please describe him
Trust a fellow officer
Lost far from a home
Excuse for speeding
Criminal steals lumber
Policemen in Heaven
Breaking into a house
Lawyers get robbed
The reason for running
Charged for speeding
Holmes investigation
Robber met animals
What is the future
The new CIA agents
A missing person
Prison vs. full-time job
Make a last request
Thankful he's drunk
I have lost my father
Red fire fighter
Getting a new deputy
Telephone accident
A blonde detective
Partner takes vacation
Prison vs. a housewife
Catching the shoplifter
Explaining his claim
Disorderly conduct
Steal from this family