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Joke of the day - Medical jokes (2006-03-17)
I have bad and very bad news
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.

Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.

Doctor: The lab called with your test results. T...
Results of the X-ray
Letters from charities
The good and the bad
Can I play the piano?
Bad and very bad news
I need a pair of glasses
Very interesting fact
Please do me a favor
Alzheimer's benefits
Invisible man is here
Bad temper problem
Get a heart transplant
Will I live any longer?
Help me with my hair
I'm in a fighting mood
You're in good health
Driving exam worries
Preventive medicine
Ever have this before?
I can't find the cause
My wife is beating me
He has one glass eye
I'm gaining some weight
I've got good and bad
What is the problem?
Should I file my nails?
Swallowed can opener
They are good friends
Get me an ambulence
Does it hurt right now?
I want to lose weight
I swallowed a pillow
What is your solution?
The bad and the worse
Patient ethical behavior
Take his temperature?
They are ignoring me
A complaining doctor
Prisoner at a hospital
Problems remembering
Will it hurt me at all?
Let's help these people
What will I do then?
What will it cost me?
Is she feeling better?
I want second opinion