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Joke of the day - Animal Jokes (2006-03-17)
Cow on train tracks
A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside.

"What's going on?" she yells out the window.

"Cow on the tra...
I think I'm a chicken
Instrument flying guide
The smart talking dog
Chickens want books
Three very tough mice
A human's chalkboard
Dogs don't understand
A snail buys a fast car
Terrible car accident
This dog is able to fly
Use a seeing eye dog
The cat's chalkboard
Question and answer
A frog calls a psychic
You're at the worst zoo
The cat's dictionary
Bear child problems
Question and answer
Animal football game
He is a very smart dog
Cat on the Internet
The story of the bats
The mad cow disease
Steven Wright on dogs
The preacher's parrot
Boasting about races
Cat technical support
The dog's chalkboard
Buy alligator shoes
Cow on train tracks
Question and answer
You could feed faster
There was a dog fight
The pet's guide to life
A very insulting parrot
Question and answer
Two roaches talking
Purchasing a new bird
Question and answer
Two fools were flying
The chess-playing dog
Two angry neighbors
Incredibly smart dog
A burglar's problems
Don't talk to the parrot
Bad dog for the blind
A tiger walking guide
Question and answer
The plumber is there